Whats jokes
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What’s something you can say about vacation, but not about your girlfriend?
Next time I’m bringing all my friends.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.