Whats jokes
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
Memes
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"