Whats jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What did the cow say?
Moo!
Memes
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.