Whats jokes
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂