What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
Whats Jokes
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
What flowers are on your face?
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
