Whats jokes
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."
The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."