Whats jokes

And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.

To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.

Why is it ok to punch an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

What do you call someone with no legs?

Disabled.

What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.

What is playing with you?

What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?

Snoop Soddy Sod.

What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?

Nothing, I eat both of them.

What is a fish without i's?

Fsh.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

What do you call an opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

What is

I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.

Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?

A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.

What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?

What did the Teacher say to the orphan?

"I am calling your parents!"

Does money grow on trees? No.

What is money made of? Paper.

What is paper made out of? Trees!