Whats jokes
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What does a house wear?
A dress.
Memes
always happens to me
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.
Splat.
The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.