Whats jokes
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.