Whats jokes
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Memes
what have i found
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
What does a house wear?
A dress.
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.