Whats jokes
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What is white and sticky?
Glue.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”