Whats jokes
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
So, Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "Okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the students clear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well, come with me out to my dad's car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car, she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!