Whats jokes
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Memes
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!