Whats jokes
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
Memes
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.
A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!