Whats jokes
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
A guy was on trial for murder, and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done, and paid him the $10,000.
The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and wanted to let him go.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.