Whats jokes
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Memes
A meme
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Whatβs a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.