Whats jokes
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Memes
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.
A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.