Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Whats Jokes
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
