Whats jokes

My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.

What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?

Sleeping Beauty.

What do eggs like doing on stage?

Cracking jokes!

What do you call a failure in another language?

Me.

What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?

Homeless.

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE.

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

Ok here's your joke now...

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

"Can I have a pizza that ass?"

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A kinder surprise.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

What does LMAO stand for?

Launching Moms At Orphans.

What does the right eye say to the left eye?

Between you and me, something smells!

What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.

What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?

FREESTYLE FRIDAY!

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?

"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."

Q: What gun does Africa not have?

A: Water gun.

What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told them twice.

You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?

A Cake By The Ocean.