Whats jokes
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
Memes
*Side eye*
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What's red and really bad for your teeth? A brick.
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.