Whats jokes
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
Memes
hehehe😭
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What's red and really bad for your teeth? A brick.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.