Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
Memes
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What's red and really bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
what's flat and great for cutting? me.