Whats jokes
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
Hm, free food
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
What’s another name for a woman giving birth?
Unloading the dishwasher.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.