Whats jokes
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.