What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Whats Jokes
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What's red and really bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
