Whats jokes
What is tyyyyyyyyu?
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!