What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
Whats Jokes
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise egg.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
A man wakes up from his operation, and the doctor says, "I have bad news and good news, what do you want to hear first?"
The man says, "Bad," so the doctor says, "During the surgery, your girlfriend decided to leave a message that she’s leaving you for another man."
The man says, "What’s the good then?" And the doctor says, "I’m picking her up at 7."
