Whats jokes
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
What medicine do you take when your butt hurts?
Answer: Assprin.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
Memes
What is the difference between me and a knife?
The knife has a point.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise egg.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.