Whats jokes
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?
Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.
Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.