Whats jokes
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
So true though!!!
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.