Whats jokes
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?
Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.
Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.