What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
Whats Jokes
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: Seeing others happy.
Doctor: Ok, so what makes you happy?
Me: Seeing stupid people in misery or agony.
Doctor: Well, that's rather sadistic.
Me: Well, statistically one in two doctors have fingered a child...
Doctor: Do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy?
Me: There's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
What medicine do you take when your butt hurts?
Answer: Assprin.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What is the difference between me and a knife?
The knife has a point.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
