Whats jokes
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. ๐๐๐
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
Memes
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?
Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.
Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.
What do you call a mushroom ๐ with many friends?
A fungi.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. ๐
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, โWHAT WAS THAT?โ His dad said, โThat was the sound of the north wind.โ The next day his teacher asked the class, โWhatโs the direction of the north wind?โ Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, โTEACH ITโS MY DADDYโS BOOTY!โ
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
โ ๏ธIโm not racist itโs just a jokeโ ๏ธ
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.