What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
