Whats jokes
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
"What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"
Blind guy says, "Just looking around."
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?