Whats jokes
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn, comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, what's your secret?"
Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.