Whats jokes
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂