Whats jokes
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
"What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.