Whats jokes
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
"What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"
Blind guy says, "Just looking around."
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.