Whats jokes
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Memes
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"
Woman: "Sure."
Man: "How about for ten dollars?"
Woman: "What do you think I am?"
Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"
Blind guy says, "Just looking around."
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.