Whats jokes
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!