Whats jokes
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.