What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
