Whats jokes
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
Memes
"but age is just a number" π€£
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
You know whatβs impossible?
Steven Walking.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, itβs fun inside."
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. πππ
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.