Whats jokes
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
What’s another name for nutting in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
"What’s your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What’s the difference between cancer and my brother?
My brother didn’t beat cancer.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.