What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Whats Jokes
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
