Whats jokes
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"