What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)