What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
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What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
