Whats jokes
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.