Whats jokes
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D