Whats jokes
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What do gay horses eat?
Horse dick.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.