Whats jokes
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"