Whats jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.