Whats jokes

What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!

What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.

What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?

Special head.

What’s the best part about stage four cancer?

There’s no stage five.

Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.

Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.

What do you call a Japanese car thief?

Tommy took a motor.

What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?

They both come with a toy.

Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.

What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

The washer doesn't take loads for free.