What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.