Whats jokes
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?
Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare fraud.
What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.
What does Army stand for?
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.