What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
Whats Jokes
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What comes after 69?
Period.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
