Whats jokes
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.