Whats jokes
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?
Cremation.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
What’s a necrophiliac’s safe word? I’m alive.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
What song is the most annoying for a Serb?
Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!
What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?
Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.