New Whats Jokes - Page 7 - Worst Jokes Ever

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.

What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?

Consensual Rapper 7.

What's Penaldo's least favorite food?

Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣

What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?

A Shawarmano Cameldo!

can someone please tell what happened?

What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?

It’s the premium version of gay.

What did President Ford say when he met Betty?

"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."

What the fluff happened to this website?

What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?

Air quality alert code brown!

What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.

I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"

What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?

A steamed vegetable.

Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.

What does “JETS” stand for?

Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.

What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.

What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?

2 slices of Brad.

Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.