What do you call jokes
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!