What do you call jokes
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.