What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.