What do you call jokes

Orphan

What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

Someone: Ugly?

Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

Sandwich

What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?

Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂

Cow

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalffeinated.

Comedian

What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?

Pilot

What do you call an African American pilot?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

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  • Name

    What do you call a short black person?

    By their name, you racist!

    Mexican

    What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?

    Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."