What do you call jokes
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.