What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!