What do you call jokes
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.