What do you call jokes
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.