What do you call jokes
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.