What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.