What do you call jokes
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!