What do you call a feminist? A Karen
What do you call an army of disabled people? Special forces
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter? Hobo Fett!
What do you call a white man in court??
SUPERIOR!!!!!!
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A sandy hook survivor
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth...
A. A gummy bear
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf
What do you call a midget that waves. A microwave
What do you call a pineapple in a pun? A Puneapple
what do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well according to my mom, I am.
What do you call a smart pig?
A swinestien
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train