What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.