What do you call jokes
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!