What do you call jokes
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.