What Do You Call Jokes

What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?

Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Answer: Your mom.

What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain.

What do you call a deaf animal?

Anything, it can't hear you.

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris.

What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.

What do you call an orphan with a boner?

Porn.

What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.

What do you call a scared octopus?

A octopussy.

What do you call a white man in court?

SUPERIOR!

What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?

A heartless killer.

What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?

Artistic.

What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?

Cinco De Mayo.

What do you call all down syndromes?

Twins.

What do you call a black comedian?

Dark Humor.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do you call a sick eagle?

Ill-eagle! 😂

What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!

What do you call a cool octopus?

Tenta-cool (tentacle)