What do you call jokes
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.