What do you call jokes
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.