What do you call jokes
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a donkey with no feet?
A horse.
What do you call a pool full of disabled people?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.