What do you call jokes
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.