What do you call jokes
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!