What do you call jokes
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!