What do you call jokes
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.