What do you call jokes
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you call a wingless fly? A walk!
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.