What do you call jokes
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.