Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.