What do you call jokes
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.