What do you call jokes
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.