What do you call jokes
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.