What do you call jokes
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.