What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
What do you call a group of depressed kids? The suicide squad.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach. Pedos in Speedos
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone? -a VEGUN
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A ffsshh
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What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car? idk I just have a couple in the backseat
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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE
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What do you call a retreat in war? A back up plan
what do you call a stalker stalking himself a narcissist
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche
