What do you call jokes
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.