What do you call jokes
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.