what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
