What do you call jokes
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.