What do you call jokes
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!