What do you call jokes

Anorexic

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

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  • Salad

    What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?

    A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).

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  • Man

    What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?

    A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.

    White girl

    What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

    The redneck virgin.

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  • Hand

    What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?

    An Amish Mechanic.

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  • Victim

    What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?

    Mashed potatoes.

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  • Kid

    what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?

    steamed vegetables.

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