What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.