What do you call jokes
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P