What do you call jokes
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!