What do you call jokes
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.