What do you call jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.