What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What Do You Call Jokes
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
