What do you call jokes
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.