What do you call jokes
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.