What do you call jokes
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.