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What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock !
What do you call a dog 🐶 that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls? 'Whodya nikabollokov'
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What do you call an orphan when there 18
Homeless
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What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
What do you call a man with no Body and no nose
Nobody nose
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?
Transparent
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide
What do you call a orphan family tree
A tree stump
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.
What do you call a homeless Hitler? A roofless dictator.
