What do you call jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.