What do you call jokes
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.