What do you call jokes
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.