What do you call jokes
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.