What do you call jokes
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.