What do you call jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.