What do you call jokes
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.