What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.