What do you call jokes
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.