What do you call jokes
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.