What do you call jokes
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.