What do you call jokes
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!