What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.