What do you call jokes
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.