What do you call jokes
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
What do you call a rich Chinese guy?
"Ching ching."
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin