What do you call jokes
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.