What do you call jokes
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call Mario?
Bros.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What do you call your kids?
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.