What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?