What do you call jokes
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.