What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What Do You Call Jokes
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
