What do you call jokes
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
What do you call a racist community? America.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.