What do you call jokes
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.