What do you call jokes
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.