What do you call jokes

Rapper

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

Eminem-o the Great.

Cow

What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!

Titanic

What do you call a Titan who can't swim?

Titanic!

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.

What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.

Goat

What do you call a fantastic goat?

Goatastic! So funny please like.