What do you call jokes
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.