What do you call jokes
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.