What do you call jokes
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.