What do you call jokes
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?