What do you call jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.