What do you call jokes
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.