What do you call jokes

Router

What do you call a router in a thong?

CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)

Survivor

School shooting

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Titanic

What do you call a Titan who can't swim?

Titanic!

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.

What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.

Goat

What do you call a fantastic goat?

Goatastic! So funny please like.

Watch

What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?

A waist of your time.

Perv

What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?

Alien vs. Predator.

Guy

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

(Ali A Intro)

I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

Add me on discord.

IceyTrae#2230

Lebron>MJ

Boy

What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?

A depressed Indian boy.