What do you call jokes
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.