What do you call jokes
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce