What do you call jokes

Face

What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.

What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.

Baby

What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?

A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.

Mermaid

What do you call an underwater maid?

A mermaid! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Dwarf

What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?

A wee hard man.

Surgeon

What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?

A plastic surgeon. 😷