What do you call jokes
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.