What do you call jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?