What do you call jokes
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers? A virgin.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"