What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.