What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3