What do you call jokes
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!