What do you call jokes
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.