What do you call jokes
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow