What do you call jokes
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.