What do you call jokes
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.