What do you call jokes
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.