What do you call jokes

Cow

What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?

Mosscow

Christmas

What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!

What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!

What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!

Cow

What do you call a cow without any legs?

Ground beef!

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Pecker

What do you call a black prostitute with braces?

A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

Cat

What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.

Shooter

What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?

A school shooter.

Owner

Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.

Nun

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

Liar

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.