What do you call jokes
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.