What do you call jokes
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...