What do you call jokes
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.