What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)