What do you call jokes
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call cringe?
You.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.