What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!