What do you call jokes
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.