What do you call jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!