What do you call jokes
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A ffsshh.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.