What do you call jokes
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.