What Do You Call a... jokes

What do you call a blind author?

A Braille writer.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

What does a baby computer call his father? Data!

What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

What do you call a washed vegetable?

A disabled kid that needs a towel.

What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.

Sorry, the joke is bad :(

What do you call a bullet head?

JFK.

What do you call a pool full of retards?

Vegetable soup.

What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.

What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.

What do you call a vegan cow?

A vegan cow. :/

OR

A regular cow. 🐄🙌

What do you call a drunken Muslim?

Mohammered.

What do you call a swearing piece of shit?

Cus-turd.

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?

A school shooter.

What do you call a lesbian on a bike?

A dyke...

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?

A plastic surgeon. 😷

What do you call a group of emos?

The Suasied Squid.

What do you call a black prostitute with braces?

A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

BaBOOM!