What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.