What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.