What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.