What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.