What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth? A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.