What Do You Call a... jokes
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!