What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What do you call a fish that can use a katana? A salmon-rai.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!