What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.