What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.