What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.