What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic