What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.