What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
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Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
