What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.