What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.