What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.