What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.