What do you call a pig in a farm - a pig in a farm
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac
what do you call a group of special ed kids with guns............... special forces
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?..
Full..
What do you call a man with no legs? Neil (kneel)
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What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports? America
what do you call a fake noodle....An imposta [hysterical laugh]
what do you call a terrorist that can fly? a dart
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
what do you call a Anorexic bitch with a yeast infection Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
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what do you call a dick playing badminton? a shuttlecock.
What do you call a special ED class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
Q: what do you call a nun in a pool b A: a bath bomb
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake
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