What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs? Names......
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed? High steaks gambling.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.