What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.