What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.