What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.