What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass? fruit cake
what do you call a toy that has a story? toy story
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye idea!
What do you call a US border hopper? A Mexican jumping bean
what do you call a depressed person's life
at this point, non-existent
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What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over? Rainbow road
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
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What do you call a pen with no head DeCAPitated
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What do you call a army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna
Steamed veggies
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car
A: A suicide bomber
what do you call a gay scientist? stephen hawqueen.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
what do you call a funny family of chairs, a sitcom
