What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
