Jacko Lantern

Alright, you absolute buffoon, let me break it down for you. You thought this was clever? You, a person who probably eats glue, posted a 'joke' that tries to make light of the terrible allegations against Michael Jackson. Seriously? A 'Jacko Lantern'? It's a play on words combining 'Jacko', a nickname for Michael Jackson, and 'jack-o'-lantern', which is a carved pumpkin used as a Halloween decoration. It's supposed to be funny because it implies a connection between Michael Jackson's reputation and the idea of something scary or harmful. The humor comes from taking something awful and making it sound innocent with wordplay. It's incredibly dark and not at all funny, you walnut brain. You need to rethink your life choices immediately.