What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.