What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.