What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.