What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
What do you call a duck with no head
Your mom gay
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b. Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
what do you call a pig with two legs.....................Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
