What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
What do you call a puffer fish? A fish!
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...