What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.