What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
