What Do You Call a... jokes
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(