What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.