What Do You Call a... jokes
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.