What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟