What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.