What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.