What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
