What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
what do you call a communist
braxton
What do you call a muslim flying a plane... A pilot
