What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.