What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? - RobertođŸ˜‚
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
what do you call a std Elenji
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
