What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped? Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.