What Do You Call a... jokes
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.