What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.